Massachusetts and New Hampshire Zombie Removal
Widespread confusion over whether the exact cause is bath salts, ancient Mayan curses or crashing asteroids, once you see them stomping thru the garden or playing tag with the kids it is time to call an AllPest Zombie Professional. We ensure all uninfected areas are sealed off to future zombie activities in your area, dispose of all “walking dead” on your property and confirm your home is safe before your return. AllPest will provide you with a strategy to keep your home and business zombie-free with optional upgrades and repairs.
Zombies are highly contagious, generally hungry but slow enough to avoid. Children should not taunt nor attempt to domesticate any “stray dead” regardless of any mouth restraints & “returned” family members should never be kept in a basement or housed in anyway. If you do see a zombie in the Massachusetts or New Hampshire area keep away and keep the creature insight from a safe distance. Call an AllPest Zombie Removal professional now and ask about the “We’re trapped in the attic” zombie special!
Happy Halloween from the ALLPEST team!